The Radavist

Ripton and Co, who make those nifty stretch riding jorts have just announced the perfect color for those who like less hair metal and more black metal. These black “smoke” jorts look like a nicely worn denim vest and will continue to fade and patina with heavy use. They’re available in cut (pictured) or hemmed, for men and women, at a retail of $89. Best of all, they’re shipping today. Head over to Ripton to see more and if you’re curious about what Spencer thought of them, check out his review in the archives below…

Paraphrasing product descriptions seems moot when they’re this good, so I’ll let Ripton take it from here:

“We take one part spark-plug fluid. An unhealthy helping of axle grease. And a macro-dose of brain-bending, jet black acid. Then mix in a five-gallon bucket until the contents resemble ooze spilling from Chernobyl’s long-lost singletrack. Drop in a pair of Ripton tech jorts, top off with a splash of Four Loko, and apply a light smoke. 24 hours later, we unearth our mutated masterpiece: the V3 Black Acid technical denim jort.”

Updated high-rise fit, technical mesh pockets, technical zipper and button.
bluesign® certified
Ripton Steelknit® 38% weft stretch denim
MSRP: $89

Available for men and women at Ripton for pre-order with a December 10th shipment date.

Are we really in a world where there can exist multiple brands making stretchy cutoff jorts? Apparently we are! Handup Gloves’ newest addition to their lineup are these Stretch Jorts, designed to be cut to length, and made from super stretchy fabric.

Specs:
-4-Way Super Stretch Denim, Built with limitless Comfort and Durability in mind.
-Sizing is similar to HANDUP AT Shorts. They run a bit more snug with WAY more stretch
-Pre-Frayed For your Pleasure with Fray Stopping Technology
-Belt loops for your stamped, Genuine Leather Belt with Bottle opener belt buckle
-Standard zipper fly
-2 Standard back pockets for wallet, bubble gum or other valuables
-Cut to length, right above the knee
-NOTICE: Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry

The retail is $43 and the Stretch Jorts are in stock now at Handup Gloves.

What a world we’re living in. Just the other day I was talking to a friend about riding in Jorts during the Texas summers and he said the only bad thing is the swamp ass… I wonder if he’s seen these Ripton & Co. “Action Jorts?”

These specialty athletic denim jorts are made in Los Angeles and designed to be extremely flexible, breathable, and durable. They retail for $89 and are in stock now for men and women!